Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them;
“Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.”
“Sure,” they said, “You’re welcome.”
So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of […]
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What began as a rumour towards the end of the 90’s was thrumming by 2001 and saw women and men flocking to their Botox specialist for an instant face lift.
Botox is made from botulinium toxin, a poison produced by the bacterium Clostridium Botulinium. This bacterium causes botulism a severe form of food poisoning.
The botulinum toxin […]
I have in the past leased Post Boxes for my business mail. In exchange for the money one outlays one expects to receive….MAIL. It’s not Quantum Physics.
However at Tea Tree Plaza, the Post Office staff have very different ideas.
My mail; funnily enough cheques that I was waiting for from customers were being returned. Bills they […]
Went to the supermarket Tuesday night last week for one item. Came home with that and a black kitten.
I watched it from my car and it lost three of its nine lives in a matter of minutes. It has almost been a week and it has adapted well, even accepts my poor 18 something one […]
A husband had just finished reading a new book, “YOU can be the MAN of YOUR House”.
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, “From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word […]
